*Deep Breath*

The most important thing to know is no matter which path you choose, things are dubious at best. Like, maybe the only reason I can call it dubious is you, the reader, did choose that path despite my, the author’s, warning that this book starts with your abduction, and yet here you are, reading it. This book contains a list of triggers by path to make it easier to avoid triggers, but across the entire book, you can expect: